Everyone loves to perform their favorite, relaxing, midday task. We all love that second cup of coffee to push us through the afternoon and the extra sugar-jolt from a recently added Jolly Rancher. Me, I'm just a simple Texas girl who loves to ponder the meaning of life. Sometimes, I just love to sit and smile and think up book ideas. Sometimes, I sit on my couch for hours talking with friends non-stop to fill the in gaps of my crammed morning.
Sometimes, I just love to sit and wonder in my humble existence...
...why some movie franchises just won't freaking die!
I gave up on the Saw Movie Franchise at Saw II.
And what's this? The crime of the century? FREAKING SAW 3D!
That's right, a new Saw movie is coming out October 29th, conveniently several days before the renowned American Holiday Halloween. I thought this year's Halloween couldn't possibly be marred by a pathetic, over-exaggerated series on people cutting off limbs and shredding each other for the simple promise that they will get out of the hell-hole a psycho has created. Forgive the pun, but this franchise has been done to death.
It's a shame really that the poor writers and actors are extorted because of the greedy executives in Hollywood. Saw was a big money maker, originally grossing well over $100,000,000 in a matter of weeks. Money makers are the big prize for the studios littering California, and anything that makes a decent amount of buck is pounced on like a hungry cat with tuna. Saw is just one of the many poor movie franchises that has been rolled completely and utterly flat over the past years, diffusing many spoofs and gag-reels in different, comedic movies that just make the audience groan.
So, please, for the love of Hollywood, don't support this pitiful series anymore and don't see the movie. If you're anything like me, you'd rather saw off your leg than suffer more drama around a creepy serial-killer.
-Aurelia Zipper
Ish a very funny picture. :D
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