Cinemablend.com is raving about how the new Spider-Man Musical has been delayed until January because of unsafe stunts, I'm still concerned about one thing:
How the heck do people expect the combination of Spider-Man and musical to be a good idea?!?!
Okay, lets all just admit up front that we have a secret fetish for Marvel movies, and some of us should admit that we have a secret fetish (which is not so secret now because of the arrival of Glee) for musicals.
But we can all agree that a Spider-Man musical will be the most horrible facepalm in the world that it doesn't even deserve a physical facepalm?
~facedesk~
That'll describe my horror more accurately.
Let's just say that Hollywood has been screwing with Spider-Man since the comic first came out, and what's worse is that the new Spider-Man movie doesn't even have Mary Jane in it. (No Damsel-in-Distress-Red-Head? What kind of Spider-Man movie is that?!) Loyal fans have numerous reasons to be ticked off, and I don't blame them.
~shudders~ Ugh... Spider-Man... The musical... Broadway...
Who's going to have nightmares?
ME! This is crazzzzzyyyyy!! First Shrek the musical now Spiderman?! Do people just not have good ideas of their own creation anymore?!
ReplyDeleteI know, right? They're totally ripping poor Peter Parker off. And why would the ideas of Marvel and Musical ever go together? THEY DON'T!
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